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The long-awaited double vinyl LP, expertly RE-MASTERED FOR VINYL by Sun Room Audio. One record is the color of cheese, the other record is the color of a moldy toad. Colorful gatefold jacket. Includes a 12-page lyrics booklet. VERY limited edition, only 300 copies were made! Get this collectors item NOW and add a new dimension of "what the fuck?" to your record collection. Packaged carefully with guaranteed shipping via Dripfeed Records.

Includes unlimited streaming of Mauled By A Magical Bear With Scalding Hot Liquid Cheese Spraying From Its Eyesockets And Then Torn Apart By Raccoons While Being Eaten By A Gargantuan Cane Toad via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more. The classic viral deathgrind album, RE-MASTERED FOR VINYL, along with 10 NEW SONGS.

Congratulations on looking at the "about" section for "Mauled By A Magical Bear With Scalding Hot Liquid Cheese Spraying From Its Eyesockets And Then Torn Apart By Raccoons While Being Eaten By A Gargantuan Cane Toad" by legendary one-man deathgrind band CHOPPING MALL. You're doing the right thing here. Keep reading this, because it's important and it will help you.

This double album contains the infamous album "Mauled By A Magical Bear With Scalding Hot Liquid Cheese Spraying From Its Eyesockets (2020)" in its entirety, expertly RE-MASTERED for ideal high-fidelity playback quality on your home stereo record player system. As an added bonus, the last side contains a brand-new odious opus of crushing brutality, a set of NEW educational songs that we'll refer to as "Torn Apart By Raccoons While Being Eaten By A Gargantuan Cane Toad (2024)".

These songs are cautionary tales with not just pulverizing riffs, but also lyrics that deal with complex issues such as food, occupational hazards, and getting killed by forest animals. The lessons you learn from this music will probably save your life, and the lives of others, and in the end will make you a better person.

This album can be enjoyed with your family, friends, and co-workers. Try playing it at the dinner table, in the break room, at the gym, at holiday get-togethers, on road trips, or just in your basement alone because you have no friends.

The same amount of effort was put into writing this bio, as was put into writing the lyrics (each song's lyrics written in under 5 minutes).

Ask around, at school or at the office, if people have heard the new CHOPPING MALL album, Mauled By A Magical Bear With Scalding Hot Liquid Cheese Spraying From Its Eyesockets And Then Torn Apart By Raccoons While Being Eaten By A Gargantuan Cane Toad. Chances are they will say "no" and look at you awkwardly. They are poseurs.

This is the first deathgrind album of its kind to feature two songs about mold in a row.

This album is stupid. But you'd be quite smart to add it to your fine music collection.

KOTH DOLGOMORU is a park ranger, naturalist, nature guide, and multi-instrumetal heavy metal musican based in Wisconsin, USA.

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